I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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