i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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