My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
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I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I have aggressive nipples.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I enjoy the company of your penis
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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