Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
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I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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