Christians are straight up FREAKS
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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