Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
NoShamevember. You game?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
So. Much. Porn.
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