i'm signing you up for texting rehab
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I am available for nakedness
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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