no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
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Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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