wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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