I feel like I'm in dance class right now
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
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In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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