I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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