id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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