I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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I just googled if crying burns calories
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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