That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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