I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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