We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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