marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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