I'm jealous of your bromance
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
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New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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