I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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