arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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