Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
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