Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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