Just cropdusted the office
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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