Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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