I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
P.S. I can't hear my feet
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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