i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
That was an excessively violent trivia night
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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