Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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