Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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