By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
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Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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