we're blogging at a bar
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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