wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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