Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
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I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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