Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
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friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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