My girlfriend figured out who you are.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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