For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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