you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize