Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
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When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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