Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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