Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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