i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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We should be called the Road Head Warriors
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
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I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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