I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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