He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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