Well apparently he's into motor boating.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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