why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
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Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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