what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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