We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
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In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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