Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers. http://tfl.nu/run3
  Replies (19) Good night (5980) Bad night (1715) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (513): View more from Ohio

  I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (513): I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House. http://tfl.nu/zhy5
  Replies (27) Good night (866) Bad night (2869) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (870): View more from Arkansas

  Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (870): Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits? http://tfl.nu/zxqx
  Replies (39) Good night (2246) Bad night (3030) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (337): View more from Louisiana

  Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (337): Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am? http://tfl.nu/uaqy
  Replies (11) Good night (3882) Bad night (866) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (269): View more from Michigan

  i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (269): i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn.... http://tfl.nu/s1xw
  Replies (20) Good night (587) Bad night (5195)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick. http://tfl.nu/b0h6
  Replies (19) Good night (4601) Bad night (1908) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (734): View more from Michigan

  Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (734): Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success. http://tfl.nu/ji3r
  Replies (10) Good night (1797) Bad night (808) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (410): View more from Maryland

  Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (410): Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style. http://tfl.nu/gn5p
  Replies (9) Good night (3433) Bad night (953) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (906): View more from Michigan

  You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (906): You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!" http://tfl.nu/38or
  Replies (10) Good night (2449) Bad night (491) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (847): View more from Illinois

  What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (847): What sexual position says im sorry for your loss? http://tfl.nu/sjhl
  Replies (26) Good night (2240) Bad night (671) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (714): View more from California

  A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.

  (1-714): View more from California

  YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (714): A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you. (1-714): YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES http://tfl.nu/lgqs
  Replies (15) Good night (1970) Bad night (497) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (647): View more from Ontario

  bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (647): bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope. http://tfl.nu/udjt
  Replies (3) Good night (981) Bad night (518) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (406): View more from Montana

  Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes. 

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (406): Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.  http://tfl.nu/b2xf
  Replies (2) Good night (943) Bad night (423) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (662): View more from Mississippi

  Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (662): Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to http://tfl.nu/r6si
  Replies (2) Good night (500) Bad night (182) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (864): View more from South Carolina

  Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (864): Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man http://tfl.nu/sja1
  Replies (4) Good night (457) Bad night (72) Order T-Shirt

Randomize