she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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