K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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