Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
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So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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